7.9Acting
John Thomson
- Born
- 1969-04-02
- Birthplace
- Salford, Lancashire, England, UK
Biography
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Known For
Filmography
161 titles · Newest first · Cast and crew credits
Break Clause
2026 · TV Show
Alan
Nightborn
2026 · Movie
Jon's Father
Art Detectives
2025 · TV Show
William Titchfield
Celebrity Puzzling
2025 · TV Show
Self - Panellist
Fackham Hall
2025 · Movie
Bill
Secret Life of the Auction House
2025 · TV Show
Self - Narrator (voice)
The People Before
2025 · Movie
Knotweed Man
Captivated
2024 · TV Show
Geoff
Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two
2024 · TV Show
Self
The 1970s: Those Were the Days
2024 · TV Show
Self - Narrator
The Gentlemen
2024 · TV Show
Frank
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
2023 · Movie
Self
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa
2023 · Movie
Self
Best Year Ever
2022 · TV Show
Self - Actor
Celebrity Lingo
2022 · TV Show
Self - Contestant
Dodger
2022 · TV Show
Farmer Grundles
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
2022 · Movie
Self
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
2022 · Movie
Self
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
2022 · Movie
Plank
Sister Boniface Mysteries
2022 · TV Show
Leonard Monk
Last Train to Christmas
2021 · Movie
Vic
Les Dawson Lost Tapes
2021 · Movie
Self
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown
2021 · TV Show
Self - Contestant
The Weakest Link
2021 · TV Show
Self
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
2021 · Movie
Narrator
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
2020 · Movie
Self
Dog Loves Books
2020 · TV Show
Dog (voice)
McDonald & Dodds
2020 · TV Show
Jimmy Daly
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
2020 · Movie
Self/Various Characters · Writer
The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases
2020 · Movie
Self
7 Up & Me
2019 · Movie
Self
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
2019 · Movie
Himself
Brassic
2019 · TV Show
Colin Popov
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped
2019 · Movie
Narrator
This Time with Alan Partridge
2019 · TV Show
Joe Beasley
Celebrity Catchphrase
2018 · TV Show
Self
Shane the Chef
2018 · TV Show
Cast
The People's Vet
2018 · TV Show
Self - Narrator
Dying Laughing
2017 · Movie
Self
House of Games
2017 · TV Show
Self - Contestant
Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car
2017 · Movie
Cast
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
2016 · Movie
Kevin Ruddock
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
2016 · TV Show
Self - Narrator
Billionaire Boy
2016 · Movie
Len
Caroline Aherne at the BBC
2016 · Movie
Self - Presenter
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
2016 · TV Show
Self
Grimsby
2016 · Movie
Bob Tolliver
Fungus The Bogeyman
2015 · Movie
Cast
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
2014 · TV Show
Self
Northern Soul
2014 · Movie
Terry
Catchphrase
2013 · TV Show
Cast
Dementamania
2013 · Movie
Cast
Father Brown
2013 · TV Show
John Banks
Help Point
2013 · Movie
Stephen
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners
2013 · TV Show
Self - Narrator
Plebs
2013 · TV Show
Mr. Adolphus
Pulp
2013 · Movie
Dave Burns
Strange Hill High
2013 · TV Show
Various (voice)
The Job Lot
2013 · TV Show
Kevin
The Mimic
2013 · TV Show
Nigel Lord
The Power of Darts
2013 · Movie
Narrator (voice)
Through the Keyhole
2013 · TV Show
Self · Self - Panelist
Tipping Point: Lucky Stars
2013 · TV Show
Self - Contestant
BBC Comedy Feeds
2012 · TV Show
Steve
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
2012 · Movie
Himself
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
2012 · Movie
Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip
2011 · TV Show
Self - Participant
Death in Paradise
2011 · TV Show
DCI Chris Ricketts
Sooty
2011 · TV Show
The Boss
The Chase: Celebrity Special
2011 · TV Show
Self
The Jonathan Ross Show
2011 · TV Show
Self
The Lock Up
2011 · TV Show
Narrator
Little Crackers
2010 · TV Show
DJ Geoff
The Road to Coronation Street
2010 · Movie
Harry Kershaw
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
2010 · Movie
Self
Angela and Friends
2009 · TV Show
Cast
Big Top
2009 · TV Show
Geoff
Heads or Tails
2009 · TV Show
Self - Contestant
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
2009 · Movie
Bill (Flowerpot Man)
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong
2008 · TV Show
Self
All Star Mr & Mrs
2008 · TV Show
Cast
Celebrity Juice
2008 · TV Show
Self
Inkheart
2008 · Movie
Darius
Engineering the World Rally
2007 · TV Show
Himself - Narrator
Kingdom
2007 · TV Show
Nigel Pearson
Mobile
2007 · TV Show
Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
2007 · Movie
Self - Narrator (voice)
Skins
2007 · TV Show
Sam Brooks
Ghosthunting With...
2006 · TV Show
Cast
New Street Law
2006 · TV Show
Charlie Darling
The Dealer
2006 · Movie
Bat
Waterloo Road
2006 · TV Show
Nelson Smith · Nelson Taylor
8 Out of 10 Cats
2005 · TV Show
Self
Monkey Trousers
2005 · TV Show
Cast
The F Word
2005 · TV Show
Cast
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
2005 · Movie
Mr. Windfall (voice)
Blackpool
2004 · TV Show
Cast
Fat Slags
2004 · Movie
Foreman
Appointment with Dr. Terrible
2003 · Movie
Interviewee – Actor
Celebrity Mastermind
2003 · TV Show
Cast · Self - Contestant
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
2003 · TV Show
Cast
The Terry and Gaby Show
2003 · TV Show
Cast
24 Hour Party People
2002 · Movie
Charles
A Tribute to the Likely Lads
2002 · TV Show
Flint
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
2002 · TV Show
Self
Johnny Vaughan Tonight
2002 · TV Show
Self
Bill and Ben
2001 · TV Show
Bill (voice)
Dog Eat Dog
2001 · Movie
Football Coach
Dr Terrible's House of Horrible
2001 · TV Show
Sir Donald Tyburn
Murder in Mind
2001 · TV Show
Alan Squires
Station Jim
2001 · Movie
Harold
Born Romantic
2000 · Movie
First Cab Driver
Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
2000 · TV Show
Cast
It's Only TV But I Like It
1999 · TV Show
Self
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show
1999 · Movie
Self
The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right?
1999 · Movie
Cast · Writer
The Flint Street Nativity
1999 · Movie
Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
Cold Feet
1998 · TV Show
Pete Gifford
Roger Roger
1998 · TV Show
Barry
Ted & Ralph
1998 · Movie
Vicar
The Fast Show Live
1998 · Movie
Cast
Up 'n' Under
1998 · Movie
Stan
You Are Here
1998 · Movie
Peter Keggy
Midsomer Murders
1997 · TV Show
Cooper Steinem
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet
1997 · Movie
Mr. Loughborough
The Man Who Knew Too Little
1997 · Movie
Dimitri
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
1996 · TV Show
Self - Panellist
Pond Life
1996 · TV Show
Cast
Roger Roger
1996 · Movie
Barry
Saturday Live
1996 · TV Show
Cabbie
Silent Witness
1996 · TV Show
DI Warren Bull
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
1996 · Movie
Cast
Coogan's Run
1995 · TV Show
Fat Bob
Crapston Villas
1995 · TV Show
Cast
Dangerous Lady
1995 · TV Show
Lee Ryan
Fist of Fun
1995 · TV Show
Pied Piper of Hamelin
The World of Lee Evans
1995 · TV Show
Customer
The Young Poisoner's Handbook
1995 · Movie
Nathan
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
1994 · TV Show
Petty Officer Alan Partridge · Joe Beasley
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video
1994 · Movie
Fat Bob
Pie in the Sky
1994 · TV Show
Andrew Vernon
Ready, Steady, Cook
1994 · TV Show
Self - Guest
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era
1994 · Movie
Simon Joke
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
1994 · Movie
Bernard Right On/Various · Writer
The Day Today
1994 · TV Show
Treasurer
The Fast Show
1994 · TV Show
Various Characters · Writer
Harry
1993 · TV Show
Royo
Paul Calf's Video Diary
1993 · Movie
Fat Bob
Shooting Stars
1993 · TV Show
Self
Blue Heaven
1992 · TV Show
Waiter 2
Men Behaving Badly
1992 · TV Show
Ken
The Dead Good Show
1992 · TV Show
Various
The Weekenders
1992 · Movie
Policeman 1
Murder Most Horrid
1991 · TV Show
Daniel Hoffmeyer
Paul Merton: The Series
1991 · TV Show
Cast
Soldier Soldier
1991 · TV Show
Sgt Dunn
The Word
1990 · TV Show
Cast
This Morning
1988 · TV Show
Self
Top of the Pops
1964 · TV Show
Self - Host
Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton
Date unknown · TV Show
Bernard Righton
Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night
Date unknown · TV Show
Self - Team Captain